One two? One two one two? (Open to Burger King)

[Z Rapper]

Z Rapper's entrance music plays as the crowd cheers for the man with the upper midwestern accent.
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Z Rapper runs down to the ring and slides in. He pulls out a microphone.
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Z Rapper: "Okay? Ready?"
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The crowd cheers as a beat starts playing. The crowd starts to clap to the beat.
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Z Rapper: "Z Rapper, one two one two. Z Rapper, one two one two.... Er, yeah! One two one two..."
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The music and the fans start to die down.
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Z Rapper: "One... Two? One, two?.....Two?"
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The crowd is completely silent as Z Rapper stands in the middle of the ring....
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The silence is deafening.....
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(OOC: Time to make fun of the Z Rapper, B-King.)

[Burgerking]

Burgerking makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.
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Burger King mimics Z Rapper: "one two, one two"
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Burger King with normal voice: "one two three! thats whats gonna happen when i pin your shrimpy ass this thursday! lets see if you can still... 'one two' then?"
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Burger King: "Thats right I rap too, and this thursday only one person will be rapping by the time im done and that person will be me."
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[Z Rapper]

Z Rapper: "Erm.... Aren't raps supposed to rhyme? And besides! Who says that you can beat me? Mr. Malinko?! I hate that guy!"
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(OOC: Yes, Z Rapper's weird.)

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