Z Rapper's debut. (Open to anyone, whether they can fight me or not)

[Z Rapper]

The crowd is silent...
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Suddenly, a figure bursts across the entrance ramp and slides into the ring!
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The figure is wearing a full green bodysuit, which also looks like a tracksuit. He has a shiny golden medallion with a "Z" on it hanging near his stomach by a thin cord hanging around his neck.
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Figure: "Hey there everybordy! I'm-a Z, a-Z-Z Rapper-Rappah!"
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The crowd starts to cheer and laugh slightly at this newcomer and his heavy Upper Midwestern accent.
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Z Rapper: "I'm known in my hormetown as the big coach, but uh... To tell you the trorth, I still don't get what they mean by "barsketball". I mean, come on!"
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The crowd starts to laugh a little more.
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Z Rapper: "Yes, yes. Now, let's drap some phat beats! A one two, a one two.... Uh.... One, two?"
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A keyboarding beat starts playing and Z Rapper starts clapping his hands. The crowd starts clapping their hands as well. The rhythm starts playing as Z Rapper stops clapping and starts rapping.
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Z Rapper: "I got problems with my feet and my back!
I'm on a rampage!
I'm about to have a dope rhyme attack!
I'm on a rampage!
I'm bad at abbreviations!"
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Z Rapper points at the crowd, who understands what they have to do.
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Crowd: "I'm on a rampage!"
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Z Rapper: "The number one jam on all the stations!"
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The keyboard stops suddenly...
then picks back up again.
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Z Rapper: "Oooooh... I'm Z Rapper and I can rap."
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Crowd: "I'm on a rampage!"
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Z Rapper: "And if you don't believe me I'm gonna make you TAAAAAAAAHRP!"
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The crowd goes wild as the music winds down.
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Z Rapper: "Now that's what I'm talkin' abrat! I'll see all of you guys-es later!"
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Z Rapper exits the ring as the crowd continues to cheer for him.
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