The challenge for Lord (open to anyone)

[Napoleon]

Barrage of shots from a machine gun are heard over the arena. Sparks are showering. Napoleon Bonaparte makes his way to the ring
wearing a simple wrestling costume, greeting the mob from the limousine's roof preceded by four druids wearing robes and carrying torches. Smoke hides the whole ring.
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A mic is lowered to Napoleon as he stares into the night sky.
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Napoleon: "I have made my way to this country to meet the excitement of the wrestling world. Yet is there no one who will accept my challenge for the title of Lord?"
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The crowd roars at the words of Napoleon
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Napoleon: "Is there no one in this federation who will take me up? Well, until i find a challenge, i will reside in this ring"
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Napoleon begins to sit as referees begin trying to force him out
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OUT COMES [insert name here]
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[Burgerking]

BurgerKing: "What the **** you talking about, SHRIMP. Anyone could beat you. You think you're so tough because you're form another country? Think again. I accept your challenge for lord. Next time you open up a challenge, make sure you think about what you're heading into. GET A ****** REF IN HERE"